Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money. - Robin Williams
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift. - Robin Williams
Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready. - Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that. - Robin Williams
I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. - Robin Williams
Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet. - Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. - Robin Williams
Smile my boy, it’s sunrise - Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! - Robin Williams
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other. - Robin Williams
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. - Robin Williams
See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. - Robin Williams